February 2012
9 posts
Texts With My Friends
Chandler: Just went to a psychic who told me that I have to look "more like a woman' if I ever want to meet my future husband (who apparently will be rich and famous).
Naomi: Hahahahhahahahahaha!!!
"More like a woman" is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Sounds like you went in drag.
Big ups on marrying a famous rich dude!
Chandler: Apparently.
Naomi: One time a ouija board told me I was going to marry a guy named "Dyg Lomay." Exact spelling.
Chandler: Ahahahahaha.
Naomi: Still waiting on Dyg. He's probs in prison.
Chandler: Also there is "a man that thinks of me often," according to the psychic Croatian.
I bet the man is my dad.
Naomi: Or my dad.
"Max Skwarna thinks of you often."
Chandler: Hahahahaha.
"Holden Levack occasionally faves your tweets."
Naomi: Your psychic is really just Google analytics.
January 2012
12 posts
“I am always hungry and wanting to have sex.”
– - Eileen Myles
please consult this: http://fuckyeaheileenmyles.tumblr.com/
Best Things I Wrote Last Year
Friends of mine have done this. What seems like a narcassistic pat on the back is actually just a way of remembering what the hell you did with an entire year. So here’s a few things that I wrote that I liked, or whatever. In terms of regular gigs, I am still regularly blogging for the Toronto Star every week, blurbing for the Village Voice and writing the “Music Room” column for...
Texts With My Friends
Naomi: Are you back from the land of milk and honey and rampant sex?
Me: I am! Just last nite!
Naomi: Welcome welcome! Hope you got some good rest after that hellish flight.
Me: Thanks! I mostly slept and threw up - way hungover.
Me: #djmitzgash
Naomi: That's the promise of the promised land: to waste you as you've never been wasted before.
Me: What are you doing this week? We have to catch up so hard.
Naomi: Yes! You look so cute in all your pix.
Me: Thank you. I gotta say I had some major fashion moments. One of them involving a DIY turban.
December 2011
10 posts
The 75 best songs of 2011
maisonneuvemag:
As selected by our music critic, Chandler Levack. You might be surprised.
“YOU: “Have you read ‘The Power of Now’ by Eckhart...”
– I’m on several PUA mailing lists.
frankocean:
i just listened to this a few times...
"You Will Be Homeless Soon Chickpea Curry"
Hi everyone! I just moved out of my old apartment because my landlords are selling my old house. I moved all of my stuff within 24 hours, packed in garbage bags, into a creepy storage locker that resembled a mental institution and took the rest to my parent’s house in Burlington. Now I know how meth addicts move!
Anyways before I left there was a lot of self-imposed pressure on me to drain...
November 2011
6 posts
Texts With My Friends
Lily: How was Prince? Did you fall in love with your dad?
Me: Prince was great. Date with my dad just ended in a hug :(
Lily: Oh no! Has he texted you since?
Me: He told me he loves me but he's with someone already :(
Lily: Do you know the bitch?
Me: A fucking 53 year old caterer!
Lily: That's so typical.
Take My Books - Please!
I am moving and I want to downsize all my stuff. Here is a list of books that I am selling from $3 to $5. Or you can make me an offer!
George Walker, “The East End Plays, Part 1”
Lynn Coady, “Mean Boy”
Rick Moody, “The Black Veil”
Gil Adams, “Help Me Jacques Cousteau”
Eleanor Catton, “The Rehearsal”
Chuck Klosterman, “Downtown...
October 2011
16 posts
1000 Points →
WatchThis track from Isla Craig and Thom Gill sounds like the future (if the future was sexy).
3 Songs By Women About Men
This Friday Oct. 21st, my friend Alex and I are DJing at a lesbian bar in Little Portugal fronted by two-ex members of The Organ. We are playing songs by wronged women and our DJ night is called “That Time Of The Month.” (Facebook deets here!) The combination of all these factors is why my mom asks me all the time why I predominately hang out in gay bars.
Anyways, I think it’s...
On Having The Sleeping Schedule Of A Narcotics...
I don’t know why, but in my 24th year my body has decided it is a good idea to stay up until 5:30 AM every day and wake up at 4:30 PM.
This makes me sketchy.
I don’t understand what the daytime is like because I rarely experience it. I live in the darkness. Today I had a coffee at 6 PM and that was like breakfast to me.
People who do all of their work in the evening operate on...
I am this seal →